Welcome Back, Clinton

While the Clintons were still in the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, “Mommy, tell me a story please!”
Hillary said, “It’s 3:00 am, honey, can’t you just go to bed?”

Chelsea answered, “I tried, Mommy, but I can’t sleep… please tell me a story.”

Hillary thought for a moment and said, “OK, honey, I’ll tell you what… You just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we’ll BOTH get to hear a story!”