Ronald Reagan. Russian Jokes

Its hard to get an automobile in the Soviet Union. They are owned mainly by elite bureaucrats. It takes an average of 10 years to get a car. 1 out of 7 families owned automobiles. You have to go through a major process and put the money out in advance. so this man did this and the dealer said "okay in 10 years come get your car."
"Morning or afternoon?" The man replied.
"well what difference does it make?" Said the dealer.
"The plumber is coming in the morning."

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While the Clintons were still in the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, “Mommy, tell me a story please!”
Hillary said, “It’s 3:00 am, honey, can’t you just go to bed?”

Chelsea answered, “I tried, Mommy, but I can’t sleep… please tell me a story.”

Hillary thought for a moment and said, “OK, honey, I’ll tell you what… You just jump up here in bed with me, and when your daddy finally gets home, we’ll BOTH get to hear a story!”

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Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy, crime, etc… Stalin says:
“Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 & 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue.”
Putin asks:
“Why blue?”
Stalin retorts:
“I knew you would ask me about the second part first”

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